pastries-and-turtlenecks:

someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

soundlyawake:

are we really fucking real right now

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

on a scale from 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with cats?
Anonymous

fantasticcatadventures:

a catrillion!!

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inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old