mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

tamorapierce:

eosthetic:

always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier and the person holding the door for you this is crucial

Thank you to anyone who’s doing you a service, however small, is just a good idea.

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

image

And I loved it.

image

You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

teamrocketing:

always reblog

yeevil:

probably not that

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

birbd:

hotwing:

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those

clikFWP clikFWP clikFWP

birbd:

hotwing:

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those

clikFWP clikFWP clikFWP

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

trust:

trust:

i just dropped my iphone in the bath

now its syncing