Now don’t you desert me now.
I know I don’t always hear it; you don’t always speak so loud.

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

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WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

donkos:

"a relationship can’t be romantic without sex"

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zombikki:

takemyhandanyway:

made rebloggable by request

she’s beautiful.

smiling sweetly as she smashes the patriarchy.

I found my new hero.

jerkidiot:

there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” 

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me