Now don’t you desert me now.
I know I don’t always hear it; you don’t always speak so loud.
who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns
WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY
This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
"a relationship can’t be romantic without sex"
made rebloggable by request
smiling sweetly as she smashes the patriarchy.
I found my new hero.
there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you”
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
you tell me